chocolate-luvs-vanilla: davespite: ...
the-vashta-nerada: christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously what the fuck is that supposed to mean cumslut
OH MY GOD.
oogamisackura: Oh my god i just realized The ‘Heart’ symbol for Homestuck See how it’s only half colored in and its separated from the other half. Dirk’s ‘other half’ was Jake, and they had a particularly messy breakup. Nepeta gave her heart to Karkat, only to be rejected. Meulin’s redboyfriend Kurloz hurt her by turning her deaf in the great honk. Heart players give a part of their...
rad1calshark: jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck Maybe cause she tastes like chicken? ;9
egbuns: sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER i literally had to...
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
ryumma: what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
Trolls cannot have belly buttons
moanda: The only reason creatures have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord they were attached to while inside their mother’s womb. If the Homestuck trolls were hatched as grubs then evolved, there’s no way they can have belly buttons! I only say this because I constantly see pictures of trolls with belly buttons. And I don’t know why but it bothers me anatomically THUS I rest my...
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
sokkalogical: the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
meladoodle: meladoodle: someone flirt with me this was a bad idea